First the Apple

 A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car.  Both of Their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.   Afterwards, they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

 " The man replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"  Continues the woman, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine did not break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "

 She then hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap Immediately back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Are you not having any?"

  Adam ate the apple, too... men will never learn!