Topic: Fishin in Texas
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Four married guys from Texas go fishing...
After an hour, the first guy says, "You have no idea
what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend."
The second guy says: "That is nothing, I had to
promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the new pool."
The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had
to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen
for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him."You
haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife
a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear
sunblock".
After an hour, the first guy says, "You have no idea
what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend."
The second guy says: "That is nothing, I had to
promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the new pool."
The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had
to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen
for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him."You
haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife
a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear
sunblock".
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