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Fixing Iraq’s problems

Posted: 1/30/06 10:27pm Message 1 of 8
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This just issued..

 
Subject: Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
North & South Carolina, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be
dropped off into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in
Iraq to be over by Friday.






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Posted: 1/30/06 11:16pm Message 2 of 8
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Posted: 1/31/06 6:11am Message 3 of 8
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Humorous as this may be intended, I personally find this an insult to the men and women putting their lives on the line everyday over in the desert. Although the point is to rouse up a bunch of rednecks, it also suggests that we aren't doing our job over there.

Please keep in mind you have a small community of fresh veterans in this club.

 

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Posted: 1/31/06 6:58am Message 4 of 8
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA
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Paul, I'm sure it was just meant as a joke on the rednecks, with no reflection on our fighting forces.  I thought it was funny without taking anything from our good men and women.  No insult intended unless it was against rednecks.


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Being from North Carolina and having served some time in uniform, I just saw a bit of humor in it. I have the utmost respect for all those who have served!

I'm sure nothing ill was intended.




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Posted: 1/31/06 8:40am Message 6 of 8
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Sorry for the bitterness crew. I know no ill intentions were made.

Just recently lost 4 kids from my regiment (327th).

Hard to swallow humor these days with association to the war.

 




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Posted: 1/31/06 9:07am Message 7 of 8
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Sorry, no insults intended, I withdraw this thread. Alaska just lost 6 in a black hawk crash several weeks ago, my old unit 297th air Calvary. This was to express humor in time of stress. It was sent to me by my future son-in-law now in Iraq who is from North Carolina. My apology for my lack of taste and consideration..Terry




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Posted: 1/31/06 11:48am Message 8 of 8
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My nephew, Who has been in Iraq on 3 different missions, sent me the same JOKE only different states. So not everyone who has been in Iraq is offended by this JOKE.


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