I thought this was a pretty good Line:


       A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette
convertible. He
       took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph enjoying the wind
blowing
       through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is
great," he
       thought as he roared down I-75.

       He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his
rear
       view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue
lights
       flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no
problem"
       thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the
road at
       over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

       Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing."
       He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper
to catch
       up with him.

       The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the
man.
       "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in
30
minutes and
       today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that
       I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

       The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran
off with
       a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her
back."

       "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

That soooo funny, even know I've heard it in another form along time ago, it stilll makes me laugh