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For The Guy’s..........

Posted: 1/22/06 1:57pm Message 1 of 12
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End.



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For The Guy’s..........

Posted: 1/22/06 3:25pm Message 2 of 12
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What's worst for a woman's sex-appetit ?

the wedding-cake !




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Posted: 1/22/06 6:49pm Message 3 of 12
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Posted: 1/22/06 7:26pm Message 4 of 12
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For The Guy’s..........

Posted: 1/22/06 7:29pm Message 5 of 12
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For The Guy’s..........

Posted: 1/23/06 4:27am Message 6 of 12
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Been single for 16 years, got the vette, 2 boats, soon to be 3 boats, the harley a mustang, a hot rod and a falcon sprint convertible (don't laugh, it's a rare piece). And the daily driver is a 1 ton dually Chev 4X4 Big block!

And yes I fart and scratch anytime I want, there's only one name on the mortgage and the bank account.

Then why am I so miserable?




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Posted: 1/23/06 8:09am Message 7 of 12
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[QUOTE=daveb12]

Been single for 16 years,.

Then why am I so miserable?

[/QUOTE] The grass is always greener................

Besides, men subconsciously LIKE to be nagged mercilessly!!

 

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Posted: 1/23/06 9:08am Message 8 of 12
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[QUOTE=Sportivo][QUOTE=daveb12]

Been single for 16 years,.

Then why am I so miserable?

[/QUOTE] The grass is always greener................

Besides, men subconsciously LIKE to be nagged mercilessly!!

 

[/QUOTE]

Naah! I remember the days when I was nagged, think I'd rather be alone and miserable once in a while than married and constantly miserable.




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Posted: 1/23/06 10:00am Message 9 of 12
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daveb12 ! i assume you better deal with timing advance,manifold vacuum, pistons clearence,spark plug reading ,jetting and balancing 8 cilinders over 16 screws than with woman ! no ?

When YOU are doing this WHO is cleaning the house , ironing , wash AND preparing a good meal ??? aha !

My woman always call me that the dinner is ready when i'm under or in the car surching for some extra horses ( or monkeys)!!!!

( OK , i admit , she's my second... but who surches , find ! )

 




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Posted: 1/23/06 2:44pm Message 10 of 12
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Oh my Belgian friend, it's been so long since I've had anyone to help with the household duties. All the cooking (for one) is done by me, i'm quite good at it too! Ironing seldom gets done. It's a good thing I work in the field, blue jeans don't require much other than the washing machine and dryer!

I managed to raise 2 sons by myself, necessity really is a mother!




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