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Forgetful

Posted: 5/30/06 7:24pm Message 1 of 7
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Irving, TX - USA
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up, not for one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. And, as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her........

"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, and the credit card.".




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Forgetful

Posted: 5/30/06 7:27pm Message 2 of 7
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Only from a woman's viewpoint? Actually reminds me of an ex-wife.


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Posted: 5/30/06 7:33pm Message 3 of 7
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Posted: 5/30/06 8:13pm Message 4 of 7
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
Hey!!?
Mama don't take too kindly ta bein called "Elderly"!!!


Besides....I told you that story in confidence!!!


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Posted: 5/30/06 8:17pm Message 5 of 7
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.



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Posted: 5/31/06 5:45am Message 6 of 7
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Vette(s): 1980 all org. with 18000 act. miles dk claret with matching interior..Eagle alloys ..loaded..excellent cond.
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Posted: 5/31/06 4:57pm Message 7 of 7
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..

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