Topic: Forgotten Anniversary
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds,
"AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds,
"AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
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Thar haint nun ov that thar story tru. Ah did that same thang ta mah wifey an I be proof that ah lived thru hit.
Course hit took me a bit ta learn how ta type wit dis here new fangled pastic arm n hook.....
Course hit took me a bit ta learn how ta type wit dis here new fangled pastic arm n hook.....
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Well,.....She was asking for a Corvette,......I wonder why he didn't just get her one? I mean, she might just let him drive it, once in a while .
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[QUOTE=aceinthehole]Well,.....She was asking for a Corvette,......I wonder why he didn't just get her one? I mean, she might just let him drive it, once in a while .[/QUOTE]
(fixed quote box)Adams' Apple 2007-08-09 05:08:32
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I dont think she would let him drive it
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