A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi
just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie
says, "Perfect timing.  You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything
right - all the time. Like my coming along when you
needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank
Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over
everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman.  He was a terrific athlete.
He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could
golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and
danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard
him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really
special"

Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a
computer. He could remember everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and
which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. 
Not like me. When I change a fuse, the whole street
blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything
right."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in
traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always
seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a
mistake"

Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and
make her feel good and never answer her back even if
she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the
perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could
ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet
him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about
him?"

Cabbie: "I married his f ****ing widow