A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.



  So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'


  Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

  The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.


  If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.


  Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.

  The number was 7. Sorry.. No sex this time.'


  A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for
another

  fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.


  The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the
correct number.

  Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.

  You were close, but no free sex this time.'


  As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,

  'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free
sex.'


  Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all.


  My wife won twice last week.'

Paddy isn't exactly a rocket scientist!

Here is another Paddy one:

Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said: 'Paddy will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in the future?’

 

'Why?' Paddy asked.

'Because,' said Mick 'all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday' 

 

Paddy replied; 'Silly buggers! - The laughs on them. I wasn't home yesterday!!'

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