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Full Body Scans at the Airport Reveal...

Posted: 10/6/13 2:33pm Message 1 of 2
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FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:

The T.S.A. the Airport Screening Results

 

 

August 2013


Statistics on Airport Screening from The Department of
Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

 

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.


Just thought you'd like to know.

 

 

 




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Re: Full Body Scans at the Airport Reveal...

Posted: 10/7/13 1:36pm Message 2 of 2
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