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Fun with your age

Posted: 4/29/07 8:27pm Message 1 of 12
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DeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
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Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed

YOUR  AGE   BY  EATING  OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.  Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.

 

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

 

 




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Posted: 4/29/07 8:54pm Message 2 of 12
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Bladenboro, NC - USA
Joined: 1/22/2006
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Vette(s): 1972 conv., sunfire yellow, blk interior, blk vinyl and convertible top. Off frame restoration with American Speed 383 stroker engine producing 500hp plus a 200hp NOS system. MSD ignition. Hooker super competition headers with chambered exhaust.
That's pretty cool and it did calculate right.


Fun with your age

Posted: 4/29/07 8:56pm Message 3 of 12
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North Charleston, SC - USA
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Vette(s): 1975 L48 AT AC T-top
Right on the money. That stuff freaks me out.doh
Scott



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Posted: 4/29/07 8:57pm Message 4 of 12
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Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
hmmmm...there seems to be a flaw in the mathematics...I keep gettin 48, but I'm only 29...


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Posted: 4/29/07 9:02pm Message 5 of 12
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Vette(s): 1972 conv., sunfire yellow, blk interior, blk vinyl and convertible top. Off frame restoration with American Speed 383 stroker engine producing 500hp plus a 200hp NOS system. MSD ignition. Hooker super competition headers with chambered exhaust.
[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]hmmmm...there seems to be a flaw in the mathematics...I keep gettin 48, but I'm only 29... [/QUOTE]
 
Come on Joel, we know you're 48, look 38, act 28 and wish you were 18. LOL 



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Posted: 4/29/07 9:04pm Message 6 of 12
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DeBerry, TX - USA
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Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]hmmmm...there seems to be a flaw in the mathematics...I keep gettin 48, but I'm only 29... [/QUOTE]
 Batteries mus be gittin weak in yore calqlator. Wacko



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Posted: 4/30/07 4:36am Message 7 of 12
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Sebago Lake, ME - USA
Joined: 2/15/2007
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Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.
[QUOTE=longhorn294]

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

 

 

[/QUOTE]

So, How we gona figure out how old we are next year????Big%20smile




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Posted: 5/5/07 6:56am Message 8 of 12
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Flanders, NJ - USA
Joined: 1/27/2004
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
It will work for any year, just add 1 to step 5 next year, and another 1 for each year thereafter. Now you will always know how old you are, untill you forget how to use a calculatorLOL
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Posted: 5/5/07 1:50pm Message 9 of 12
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Leavenworth, KS - USA
Joined: 1/24/2007
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Vette(s): MM Red 1971 T-top,LS5,4-speed, black leather C5 seats, Hooker sidepipes. Previous: 64 Coupe, 65 Roadster L76 / N14
Here's another for you. 
 
Sunday the 6th at 4 seconds past 2:03 AM, the date/time will be . . .
 
                               02:03.04  05 / 06 / 07
 
Now that's a ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME happnin!  Shocked



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Posted: 5/5/07 2:47pm Message 10 of 12
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Victor, NY - USA
Joined: 7/12/2004
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe
No, I believe next year it will happen at 5 seconds past 3:04 AM on June 7th (mine and lost_in_the_60's birthday).


 
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