Here are some anticipated Headlines from the year 2029:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California. White minorities still
trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United
States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the
American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known
as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will
take at least 10 more years before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over
by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is
the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a
fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman
with her mouth shut. (Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates
their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven
inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.

Congress sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines.

That is really good, love the part about France & Jamaca

Mexifornia??!! Hilarious!! I can't stop laughing!

Joel, I hope ya kin touch type, that's a lot of hunt and peckin!!

Dave

 Hey Joel, I hear that California is gonna help out Mexico if there is another bad earthquake down there. There gonna jump on the band wagon with all the other countries and send aid. They plan on shipin back 20 million Mexicans

Dave

Joel, you don't work do you......   

Very Good and     

It looks like someone had a little spare time on their hands. But that was hilarious. Thanks Joel

Joel OKOKOKOKOK.......!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT the others don't realise and whe know is that WHE type with 10 fingers and they with 2...