Topic: Gimmie a break!
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Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
Posts: 20214
Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/
Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight"
#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
And ya'll say I need to get a life???????
These people have nothing better to do than try to get some goober to give them all their money...AND their identities...illegally...sheeeesh....
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Dear Member,
The Laredo National Bank and Internet Banking will be closed on Saturday, March 30th and
Monday, April 1th during the Memorial Day Holiday weekend for a scheduled computer upgrade.
Your participation is required at this event !
We need you to confirm your personal data with our existing database.
To continue this application we kindly ask you to click here and update your Lancaster profile.
Our Member Call Center Representatives will be available on:
Saturday, March 30th 8:00 a.m. -9:00 a.m.
Sunday, March 31th 11:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
(800) 723-1151 to assist you with your financial needs.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Sincerly,
Enrique Torres, Vice President The Laredo National Bank.
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These people have nothing better to do than try to get some goober to give them all their money...AND their identities...illegally...sheeeesh....
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Dear Member,
The Laredo National Bank and Internet Banking will be closed on Saturday, March 30th and
Monday, April 1th during the Memorial Day Holiday weekend for a scheduled computer upgrade.
Your participation is required at this event !
We need you to confirm your personal data with our existing database.
To continue this application we kindly ask you to click here and update your Lancaster profile.
Our Member Call Center Representatives will be available on:
Saturday, March 30th 8:00 a.m. -9:00 a.m.
Sunday, March 31th 11:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
(800) 723-1151 to assist you with your financial needs.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Sincerly,
Enrique Torres, Vice President The Laredo National Bank.
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Joel Adams
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Lifetime MemberHOWELL, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1979, Targa Blue (72 Color), Pace Car rear spoiler, L88 hood, Dark blue factory interior, 525HP 406, HD 700R4, 370 gears,Steeroids, composite rear spring, TT IIs wrapped in T/A Radials.
There's a thief born every minute!!
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Memorial Day??? April 1th????? Monday???
What country are they in?????
Is there a Laredo National Bank and Internet Banking ?
If there is, forward this to them.
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Dad burn it Joel!!!
I figure out a way to finance a 3 vette package an you go an screw it up......
No soup for you today !!!
I figure out a way to finance a 3 vette package an you go an screw it up......
No soup for you today !!!
Lifetime MemberModerator
Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
Posts: 20214
Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/
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#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
[QUOTE=dwright] Memorial Day??? April 1th????? Monday???
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What country are they in?????
What country are YOU in, Dave???
Sorry, Tuxdude...had I known thisun was frum you, I woodn't have reported it to the athorotees...ooops
Ya might want to not anser yer door for a while...but iffin ya sees some fellers come runnin up wid black jackets and guns, it might be best tuh jest let em in...
(hmm seems Dave was just copying what the original message had...April 1th! sorry Dave)
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
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Din I tell ya Tux, huh din I. Ya had to goin send it din ya. I'll come visit ya second Tues of every week................Oh by the way..........could ya please send my check back?
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I think Ill call them just to give them a hard time Ill try to order some chinese food or something.
Lifetime MemberModerator
Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
Posts: 20214
Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/
Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight"
#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
Aaaannnnnd now.....
rom: The Laredo National Bank (notice@lnb.com)
Sent: Mon 3/31/08 7:36 AM
Reply-to: notice@lnb.com
To:
> Dear Customer,
> The The Laredo National Bank Online department temporary suspended your account.
After three unsuccessful login attempts your account was temporary suspended until further investigations.
All cards (except the temporary cards) from this account are suspended.
You must reactivate your account at The Laredo National Bank immediately, or you won't be able to use your cards again.
> Once you have completed these steps, we will send you an email notifying that your account is available again.
The information you provide us is all non-sensitive and anonymous - No part of it is handed down to any third party.
> Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your patience.
> To continue please click the link below
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© 2008 The Laredo National Bank
Notice that this is actually a FORWARDED message!!!
I simply copied it from my e-mail....dummasses....
rom: The Laredo National Bank (notice@lnb.com)
Sent: Mon 3/31/08 7:36 AM
Reply-to: notice@lnb.com
To:
> Dear Customer,
> The The Laredo National Bank Online department temporary suspended your account.
After three unsuccessful login attempts your account was temporary suspended until further investigations.
All cards (except the temporary cards) from this account are suspended.
You must reactivate your account at The Laredo National Bank immediately, or you won't be able to use your cards again.
> Once you have completed these steps, we will send you an email notifying that your account is available again.
The information you provide us is all non-sensitive and anonymous - No part of it is handed down to any third party.
> Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your patience.
> To continue please click the link below
link disabled
© 2008 The Laredo National Bank
Notice that this is actually a FORWARDED message!!!
I simply copied it from my e-mail....dummasses....
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
Lifetime MemberC3VR Founder
Eagleville, PA - USA
Joined: 11/1/2001
Posts: 18425
Vette(s): Used to own a 1979 Corvette now owned by JB79
A) I'm guessing you don't even belong to this bank.
B) I'm guessing you didn't try to log into your account 3 times unsuccessfully.
Man I hate phishing scams! and spam!
B) I'm guessing you didn't try to log into your account 3 times unsuccessfully.
Man I hate phishing scams! and spam!
-Adam Wartell
NCM Lifetime Member #1222
Founder: C3 Vette Registry
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