Topic: GO COLTS...
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John Madden, was in Buffalo to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bills bench.
He asked Drew Bledsoe what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Drew told him,
"Sure, but it will cost you $200.
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games.
He pulled out his wallet and paid $200 John's picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriot's bench.
He asked what the telephone was for and Tom
Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God.
If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call.
John's picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench.
He asked Peyton Manning, "Is that the hotline to God?"
Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents"
John looked suspiciously at Peyton and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Buffalo and $500 in New England to use the same phone to God!
Why do the Colts only charge 50 cents?"
Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
GO COLTS
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I grew up a Bears fan (as difficult as that was before and after, although not during, 1985), but I've lived in Indy for most of the last 16 years. Up until now, I've never had to choose one over the other, but as good as the Bears were early in the season, I just don't see any way they can get by the Colts.
After the Colts beat the Pats two weeks ago, the first thing I did the next morning at work was to ask for tomorrow off!! It's going to be quite the party tonight!! (as well as wonderful sleeping in tomorrow morning when it's going to be 3 below zero!!!)
Go Colts!!!
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There hasn't been a real Colts team since they left Bawlimer! The current so called "team" (Ravens) belong in the penal league, not the NFL.
When Irsay snuck out of town he should have left the name and uniforms behind, like the Browns did when they left Cleveland.
That's my rant...I've never looked at pro football the same since the Colts left. It tore my heart out. The only thing worse when when Johnny U passed away.
I'll have the game tonight on, but the passion won't be there.
When Irsay snuck out of town he should have left the name and uniforms behind, like the Browns did when they left Cleveland.
That's my rant...I've never looked at pro football the same since the Colts left. It tore my heart out. The only thing worse when when Johnny U passed away.
I'll have the game tonight on, but the passion won't be there.
I'll be watching for the commericals but none of my teams arn't in there so it really doesn't matter to me.
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I,ll be out in the garage. Iam just a college fan, don't watch the pros. Maybe if WV had a pro team.
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WOO - HOO LET THE PARTY BEGIN....... 
May I be the first to congratulate you Larry. The little horses won. I didn't really care who won, although I'm happy Payton got his ring.
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