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Gone hunting!
>
>
> Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long
> johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my
> shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage
> to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
> torrential downpour.
>
>
> There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind
> was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
> turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
> would be bad throughout the day.
>
>
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed,
> and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my
> wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
> whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
>
>
> She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid
> husband is out hunting in that crap?"
>
>
> Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long
> johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my
> shotgun and the dog, slipped quietly into the garage
> to load the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
> torrential downpour.
>
>
> There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind
> was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
> turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
> would be bad throughout the day.
>
>
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed,
> and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my
> wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
> whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
>
>
> She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid
> husband is out hunting in that crap?"
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