Topic: Good Ole Lawyers!
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And you think lawyers don't have hearts! The best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh...no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer "did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?" The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea." And the lawyer says, "So...If I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"
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I saw that one coming after the first sentence.
Guess we know how lawyers think.
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If there were any out there, they probably won't admit it. I don't trust lawyers or politicians and most politicians are lawyers. 
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
[QUOTE=Dejablu]If there were any out there, they probably won't admit it. I don't trust lawyers or politicians and most politicians are lawyers.
Larry
[/QUOTE] Larry, are you also, another trouble maker as all Larrys seem to be...........maybe you are an exception to the LARRY RULE.......and you are a nice person.........which is it?
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Well, Larry, I try to be nice, but sometimes my true side just slips out. 
Another Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
[QUOTE=Dejablu]Well, Larry, I try to be nice, but sometimes my true side just slips out.
Another Larry
[/QUOTE] Larry, anyone that has a BLUE Vette with SILVER interior.......has to be a "VERY NICE PERSON" By the way, that's what I have also.
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Just goes to prove, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!! 
LarryD
LarryDThe difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
[QUOTE=Dejablu]Just goes to prove, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!!
LarryD[/QUOTE] LARRY, Hopefully your mind isn't as corrupted as mine....At least for your sake........I sure hope not.
LarryD[/QUOTE] LARRY, Hopefully your mind isn't as corrupted as mine....At least for your sake........I sure hope not.
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