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Topic: Happy Landing......Texas Style

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Happy Landing......Texas Style

Posted: 4/30/06 8:40pm Message 1 of 9
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The following takes place betweeen 9:11, and 10:11...


Dallas ATC(Air Traffic Control): "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!"

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"





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Happy Landing......Texas Style

Posted: 5/1/06 6:24am Message 2 of 9
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Posted: 5/1/06 8:35am Message 3 of 9
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Posted: 5/1/06 8:57am Message 4 of 9
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Good one Joel....




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Happy Landing......Texas Style

Posted: 5/1/06 1:15pm Message 5 of 9
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Posted: 5/1/06 5:16pm Message 7 of 9
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Posted: 5/1/06 7:26pm Message 8 of 9
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Happy Landing......Texas Style

Posted: 5/2/06 8:32pm Message 9 of 9
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