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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Ben's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Ben's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Ben and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the
eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Ben said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Ben
__________________________________________________________
Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:
____________________________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mama
LESSON OF THE DAY -
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MAMA
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
Ben's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate,
Jennifer, was. Ben's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic
relationship between Ben and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the
eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Ben said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
__________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Ben
__________________________________________________________
Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:
____________________________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mama
LESSON OF THE DAY -
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MAMA
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Good one, Larry! You always make my day a little brighter!

Barry


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That's one very clever Momma
.

Jimmy B.
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