The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.


This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

HELP - I'M WORKING

I'm afraid I have already been exposed...there appears to be no cure for the deadly disease I seem to have contracted...

I always tell people that if we could just get rid of the employees and the customers, I would like my job a lot more.

[QUOTE=manget1]I always tell people that if we could just get rid of the employees and the customers, I would like my job a lot more.[/QUOTE]

My employees insist they have contracted this.  They don't have a clue.

I wish I worked for you.  You are at least competent in what you do.  Try herding cats at a government facility