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Healthy Levels of Insanity

Posted: 4/1/05 7:29pm Message 1 of 6
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Healthy Levels of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. dontuseanypunctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called Therapy


 
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Healthy Levels of Insanity

Posted: 4/1/05 8:48pm Message 2 of 6
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Posted: 4/2/05 2:53pm Message 3 of 6
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Posted: 4/3/05 6:15am Message 4 of 6
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I already do 6 of these things on an everyday basis,I guess I'm just a clown at heart




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Posted: 4/3/05 11:11am Message 5 of 6
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Batavia, IL - USA
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I like the one "for sexual favors". Especially when I am writing a check to pay the electric bill. LOL


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Posted: 4/3/05 12:56pm Message 6 of 6
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jersey city, NJ - USA
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actually, i wanna try the hair dryer thing! good for a few laughs. besides, my daily driver looks like a an undercover cop car!


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