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hillbilly homicide

Posted: 5/18/04 6:55pm Message 1 of 5
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COLUMBUS, MS - USA
Joined: 1/11/2004
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Vette(s): 1972 Coupe; 350 4-speed with GM sidepipes; Classic White/Saddle
Heard this from a co-worker today:

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same!
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John

PS - You shouldn't make fun of rednecks unless you are one . . . and I are one |laugh|


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hillbilly homicide

Posted: 5/18/04 8:16pm Message 2 of 5
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Newark, CA - USA
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Vette(s): 1969 Corvette 4-speed ZZ-4 crate Monza Red
Hey John I liked it!!
C/U
Ken


hillbilly homicide

Posted: 5/19/04 10:44am Message 3 of 5
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Miramar, FL - USA
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Vette(s): 1972 coupe/350 cid/mild cam/4 spd/20 ft. paint (looks perfect from 20 ft.), but it sure runs nice.
A Cuban firefighter and his wife just had twins....

They named them: Hose-A* and Hose-B.

It's not polite to ridicule Cubans unless you are one....and yo soy one! (with just a pinch of Irish, for good measure)






*just in case: Hose-A = Jose


JR |saluteflag|


hillbilly homicide

Posted: 5/19/04 3:42pm Message 4 of 5
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA
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Vette(s): 1975 C3 Red, T-Tops, Black Interior. All I need is time and money! Getting there!
If you walk your dog to the corner and you both use the same bush, you may be a redneck...Jeff Foxworthy |laugh| |laugh|


hillbilly homicide

Posted: 5/19/04 5:25pm Message 5 of 5
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HOUSTON, TX - USA
Joined: 11/15/2002
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Vette(s): 1976 L-48 coupe
How to talk Texan:

witchaditcha...

You didn't bring your truck witchaditcha?



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