OK, Ah knows dat sometimes y'all have troubles understandin me an Joel so's ah thoughts that ah jest mite give y'all somfin ta hep ya....






Benign.................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan................Searching for the cat.
Cauterize..............Made eye contact with her.
Colic..................A sheep dog.
Coma...................A punctuation mark.
D&C....................Where Washington is.
Dilate.................To live longer than your kids do.
Enema..................Not a friend.
Fester.................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.................A small lie.
G.I.Series.............World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...............What you hang your coat on.
Hospital...............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Frank's lumber mill.
Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.............Getting hurt at work.
Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff..........A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node..................I knew it.
Outpatient............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear..............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.............Hiding something
Tablet................A small table to change babies on.
Seizure...............Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness.......Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor.................More than one.
Urine.................Opposite of mine.
Varicose..............Near by.

Wull, Au'll be dogged!!! You don gone an give way all our dadblamed sekrets, you little blabber mouff!!
Now everbuddy gunna node whut we'uns be talkin boot.
Ah didn't node ah had me won uv muh enemas so dadgum vericose to me...an you call yerself a pelvis...sheesh!

[QUOTE=Adams' Apple] Wull, Au'll be dogged!!! You don gone an give way all our dadblamed sekrets, you little blabber mouff!!
Now everbuddy gunna node whut we'uns be talkin boot.
Ah didn't node ah had me won uv muh enemas so dadgum vericose to me...an you call yerself a pelvis...sheesh!



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C how us folks fess at one tahther... Shucks Jed dey still haint gonna scyfer dis stuff out. Dat is just da northern version of hill-talk...