After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a longer bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the proplem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man wen home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!                                                                     "1"                                                                                                                                                                   "2"                                                                                                                                                                 "3"                                                                                                                                       "4"'                                                                                                                                  At "5"  at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennesse, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas (HS), Mississippi,  Missouri, West Virginia.  And lets not forget TEXAS!