A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix to

Flagstaff.  He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just

became too much and he could go no farther.  He stuck his thumb out but

after 3 hours, hadn't gotten a single person to stop.

Finally a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride.  Of

course, the bike wouldn't  fit in the car.

The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the side of

the highway and tied it to his bumper.  He tied the other end to the

bike and told the man that if he got to going too fast, to honk the horn

on his bike and then he would slow down.  Everything went fine for the

first  30 miles.

Suddenly another Corvette blew past them.  Not to be outdone, the

Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other.  A short distance

down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 100 miles per hour,

blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his

radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had 2 Corvettes

headed his way at over 100 mph.

He then relayed, "And you're not going to believe this, there's a guy

on a 10 speed bike honking to pass."