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Hockey and Prozac

Posted: 5/15/04 7:08pm Message 1 of 9
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WOW!!! I'm only halfway through this weekend, and I can't see straight anymore, just exhausting.

Last night, was my daughter's 9th birthday party. She wanted a sleep over with her friends. 12 of them, all around her age. MAN!! Girls are vicious little creatures. I had to break up more fights than at a hockey game.

Speaking of hockey, I also went to game 6 of the Calder Cup divisional playoffs in our area. The Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins vs. the Philadelphia Phantoms. AWESOME SERIES!!! These teams hate each other to begin with, but add a division title to the mix, and WOW. It was a pleasure to watch the Penguins whoop the Phantoms and catch the title. The fight at the end of the game was pretty cool also. Then, I came home and dealt with the girls again, and I was wishing I was in the middle of the hockey melee, without protective padding on. If I didn't know these girls were friends, I would have thought they would kill each other. Whatever happened to sugar and spice?

Anybody have any Prozac?
Have a great night folks. |cheers|


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Hockey and Prozac

Posted: 5/16/04 7:17am Message 2 of 9
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA
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Wait till they are in their mid and late teens. It's not physical then, but talk about catty! Some are worse than others. My oldest is past it, my youngest getting started. |eek|


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Posted: 5/16/04 7:33am Message 3 of 9
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 Gribble123 said: . . . Last night, was my daughter's 9th birthday party. She wanted a sleep over with her friends. 12 of them, all around her age. MAN!! Girls are vicious little creatures. I had to break up more fights than at a hockey game . . . Whatever happened to sugar and spice? Anybody have any Prozac?
Have a great night folks. |cheers|
 


Gribble: I "feel your pain" - rather, I'm about to. This will be the last week of school here. Several years ago (second grade) we promised our daughter an end-of-year weekend sleepover (no group size limit) for doing well in school. The kid more than held up her end (superintendent's list) and we had like ten giggly/screaching wild things running amok. |bouncy|

Took two weeks to clean it all up. It was great. |smile| Their parents thought we were nuts.

We're very fortunate to have a bright kid who likes school. Consequently, this blowout has become an annual ritual: unlimited fridge and pantry access, tents, campfire, no bedtime, no schedule, I take them all skating (where they spend 4-5 hours chasing me around the rink). The wife and I stay out of the way, emerge only when needed; the kids rule the house. |eek| Fifth grade ends Friday, and the little troll has racked up the grades again. So, when you guys don't hear from me for about 3 days it's because I'm trying to keep "Sugar and Spice" from turning into "Arsenic and Old Lace!" |laugh| |laugh|

Don't worry, though. I've already scheduled an appointment with "Doctor" Daniel. When that last kid gets picked up, "Gentleman Jack" and I are going out to the porch for a hand-rolled Dominican stogey. Life is good! |thumb| |cheers|

John

PS - the parents STILL think we're nuts. |rollysmile|


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Posted: 5/16/04 8:09am Message 4 of 9
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Kids are gone, we're all alone. Enjoy the cigar |cheers|

JR |laugh|


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Posted: 5/16/04 11:42am Message 5 of 9
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John,

Congrats. on having a daughter you can be proud of, mine makes the Principal's list like clockwork. I don't know if there's any chance that this will be an annual event, maybe when I get into a snowball fight with the prince of darkness. Free run of the house...only emerge when needed...I was a little more visible with this party. Rookie mistake, that won't happen again.

"Gentleman Jack"......totally understandable. My friend, Jack, from the great Yukon showed up yesterday to help me clean up...which leads me to this...


HOW IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU GET JUICY JUICE ON A FREAKING CELING????????

Amazing.

God bless all Fathers of little girls, I dread her growing up, and dating(when she's 30) |laugh| I can't bear the thought of my little Munchkin in the mercy of one of those puddles of hormones, otherwise known as a teenage boy. Yes, I still remember, that's another reason I own firearms.

Cheers, Dads. |cheers|


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Posted: 5/16/04 2:06pm Message 6 of 9
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Juicy Juice on the ceiling? Hmmm.... ok... Picture this. Take a brown lunch bag, crumple the top of it betweenyour thumb and forefinger (Making an ok symbol with the thumb and forefinger). Blow into the bag as if it were a balloon. Once maximum inflation has been reached violently slam your other hand into the bottom of the bag, making a loud popping noise.

No brown lunch bags? No problem! Substitute one Juicy Juice carton!

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Posted: 5/16/04 5:11pm Message 7 of 9
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I am at the stage of "Paybacks are Hell." My daughter is 30 with a 2 1/2 year old (Zoe). I just sit back and smile and then Zoe and I go play. |laugh| |laugh| As the saying goes- "If I had know grandkids would be this much fun I would have had them first".


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Posted: 5/23/04 5:57pm Message 8 of 9
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no wonder I never had sleepovers!! But I'm a guy, we're nicer!!

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Posted: 5/23/04 6:37pm Message 9 of 9
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Girls sleepover. Guys go camping.

Neither of these are always true, but more often than not.

I love the outdoors. My wife's idea of roughing it is rolling down the windows in the MiniVan. |laugh|


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