Bed sheets
 
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely
upset. 
 
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was 
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window. 
 
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging
his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off
and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at
his feet. 
 
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard 
(barely containing his laughter) and who had watched
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 
'What the heck is going on here?' 

The drunk, still staring down replied:

'I think I just beat the sh it out of a ghost.' 

Happy Halloween!!!!