Topic: How Do You Get Into Heaven?
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HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?
I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to
see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'
Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave
candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into
Heaven?' I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for
them.
Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'
A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, "You gotta be F'n Dead"
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