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How stupid are we?

Posted: 2/1/03 1:50am Message 1 of 5
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A friend sent me this e-mail. I thought it was interesting. What do you think?.......



How stupid are we?

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice
test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do
you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo River! a
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages ! of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murder! ed by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, ......I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail,
85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
other dunder headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of themselves.

As the writer of the award winning story ForestGump so aptly put it,
"Stupid! is as stupid does!"






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Posted: 2/1/03 11:09am Message 2 of 5
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I agree with you 100%. Stupid is as stupid does. It seems like some people have short term memory in this world. They don't want to face certain reality's. To me it's not profiling, but a matter of survival now. Some of these people in this country better wake up before it's to late.
And BTW, can everyone take a quick look around their neighborhood and see if the same amount of flags are still flying as there were soon after 9/11.........I didn't think so.
That's my .02 cents. And just venting a little.
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Posted: 2/1/03 12:20pm Message 3 of 5
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My Flag flys in my room, someone got kicked out of the dorms for flying one out the window. God Bless Public Universities.

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Posted: 2/1/03 1:14pm Message 4 of 5
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 Paragon75Ray said: My Flag flys in my room, someone got kicked out of the dorms for flying one out the window. God Bless Public Universities.

Scot
 

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Posted: 2/4/03 7:00am Message 5 of 5
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And here I thought it was Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 16 and 41...

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