How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

LMAO

Sometimes I feel like doing that to my cat when he has an accident on my bed! HAHA LOL

That was excellent. Thank you.

I wonder if Megan would try this????
Perhaps I won't tell her.

What the cat does on your bed,is no accident,in my house it would be a death sentence

I was finding this really amusing and when I got to:

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud!!

The amazing part is that a dog thought this up.

I guess he wanted a clean drinking bowl.

This doesn't work nearly as well with a shorthaired cat as it does with a longhair. Also...attempting this with a kitten less than full grown may result in some uhm...hard to explain results if you have kids or significant others attached to the cat. Honestly...I don't know from experience.

Scot