Topic: How To Drive Telemarketers Nutz
in Forum: Humor
Tips for Handling Telemarketers
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If it's a female, I'll start by asking what she's wearing, because she sounds so sexy, and since she called ME, it ain't costing me $4.99 a minute to talk to her...."Thank you sir...have a nice day...." CLICK.....dial tone

I've been getting calls for a place, tellin me the factory warranty is about to expire on my vehicle. Once I get a human on the line, they'll ask the year, make , and model of the vehicle I wish to extend the warranty on...I tell them they should know which one it is...they called ME about it. The last one that called, I told him I had 115 vehicles...which one was he asking about? He says, "Whichever one you would like a warranty on, sir", so I says, Nooo...you keep calling me, telling me the factory warranty is about to expire, so you should know which one of the 115 it is....CLICK...dial tone
One guy, when I told him they should already have that info, since they keep callin about it, told me "That's OK sir...we'll get that information from your dealer" CLICK...dial tone
Or....while they are pitching their crap to ya, reach up and mash the "Test" button on your smoke detector, then holler "OH CRAP!!!! My house is on fire!!! Could you please call 911 for me?!! I don't want to hang up and call myself, because I'm REALLY interested in what your have to sell me!!!"....CLICK....dial tone...
Carpet cleaning service keeps calling? "I ain't gots no carpet..." "We do wood floors too, sir"..."Ain't gots no floors....all I gots is dirt..." CLICK...dial tone...
I can go on forever with these....but I won't....yer welcome...

Joel Adams
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Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS
Not me brother, I've learned my lesson
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Jimmy B.
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THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS
Not me brother, I've learned my lesson
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Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again.
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