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Hymn # 365

Posted: 12/13/11 7:02pm Message 1 of 2
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'


Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing
Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'


Smile - life is too short not to!!

If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river !!

  

 

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Re: Hymn # 365

Posted: 12/14/11 1:36pm Message 2 of 2
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That's great, Larry. Thumbs Up  Bet there'd be a lot of the congregation wanting to be baptized in the river after that.  Evil Smile  Beer   LOL
 
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