I am John Kerry.

I was against the first Iraq war, I am against the second Iraq war,
but I voted for it. Now I'm against it but I was for it. I support the
UN. I'm against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted for the
Iraq war. So, I voted against the first war and supported the second
war, wait...
I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions. I support gays but
think the San Francisco mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No,
wait, gay unions.
I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. My dad was Jewish. But I was raised
Catholic. What am I? I don't want to confuse people.
I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are
pro-life. But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but
I'm not sure. I do know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I stated that
it was a mistake.
I went to Vietnam. But I was against Vietnam. I testified against
fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do
the same. But I am a war hero. Against the war.
I stated I threw my medals away then I threw my ribbons away. I then
revealed that I threw my ribbons away but not my medals, then lately I
stated that I threw someone else's medals away and never threw anything
of mine away.
I believe Ribbons and medals aren't the same thing. Medals come with
ribbons, so now I believe that ribbons and medals are the same thing
besides the fact that ribbons are cloth and medals are medal.
I wrote a book that pictured the US flag upside-down on its cover.
But now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on
it. But sometimes, we fly upside-down for fun.
Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't kill
Palestinian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser Arafat is
a terrorist supporter. I support Mideast peace.
I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my
family is worth 700 million dollars has a jet and many SUVs. I am the
common man.
I am against sending jobs overseas. My wife is a Heinz heir. Heinz
has most factories offshore. I am against rewarding companies for
exporting jobs as long as it is not Heinz.
I own $1 million in Wal-Mart stock. I believe Wal-Mart is evil by
driving small business owners out of town. I am a capitalist and I own
part of Wal-Mart but I am a good guy for small corporate America.
I own SUVs when I talk to my followers in Detroit, MI. Teresa owns
SUVs, I don't, when I talk to tree hugging followers. I have a campaign
jet that gets 1/3 mpg, which is great fuel efficiency.
I am against making military service an issue in presidential
elections. I defended a draft dodger Clinton and stated that all serve
in their own capacity whether they draft dodge or not. Did I mention, I
served in Vietnam and am a hero? Are you questioning my patriotism? I
served in Vietnam. My opponent didn't. I have three purple hearts! I am
a hero. I am qualified to run this country since I served.
I spent Christmas of 1968 in Cambodia, being shot at by the drunken
South Vietnamese and the Khmer Rouge, while president Nixon was lying to
the country and saying that there were no troops in Cambodia. What's
that you say, Nixon wasn't president in 1968, well it must have been
some other president then. Who was that president with the a phony
silver star, it was probably him.
Are you sure the Khmer Rouge were not active until 1970, well I
guess I must not have been there then. That's right I was actually in my
basecamp in Vietnam at least 55 miles from the Cambodian border and I
spent the evening writing in my journal abou t being in Cambodia. I got
confused after I said it so many times between 1968 and 1986.
I am a real hero though, just spend three minutes with the people
who served with me and they will tell you. No, not those 200 plus
veterans who served with me and say I lied, and not all those veterans
that signed affadavits that say I am a phony, I mean just these 8 people
that travel around with me (my band of brothers).
I am John Kerry. I want to be your President

That is AWESOME!

Matt

As good a summation who John Kerry is I've seen so far.

I am John Kerry. I am the waffle house. I am really Jane Fonda in disguise.
If I ever saw a guy trying to be a Kennedy, he is it. Now I see him on TV out shootin' clay pigeons at the range. I am John Kerry, Monday morning quarterback.

What a joke..........

Boatman said: I am John Kerry. I am the waffle house. I am really Jane Fonda in disguise. If I ever saw a guy trying to be a Kennedy, he is it. Now I see him on TV out shootin' clay pigeons at the range. I am John Kerry, Monday morning quarterback. What a joke..........

Retired Marine Colonel Oliver North's open letter to Senator John Kerry concerning the Swift Boat Veterans comments.



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I like the story and comments-and you guys don't even
live in Massachusetts!
Steve