Topic: I get to open the windows again!
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60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Buffalo are still sunbathing.
50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Buffalo plant gardens.
40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Buffalo throw on a light jacket.
15° F: People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Buffalonians close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Buffalo let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Buffalonians get frustrated because they can’t start the car.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.
50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Buffalo plant gardens.
40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Buffalo throw on a light jacket.
15° F: People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Buffalonians close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Buffalo let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Buffalonians get frustrated because they can’t start the car.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.
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dads2vette said: 460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.
I was taught that absolute zero was minus 459.67 degrees F. (all molecular activity ceases), but who is counting the difference...

500 below zero; Hell freezes over .......The Browns even getting to play in the Super Bowl will not even happen........MAN!

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