[QUOTE=my7T1]OK Tux," Mr. Smarty". Here's one fer ya.

 

If a canoe was goin down the river and a wheel falls off. How many ants with wooden legs would it take to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? Don't know, do ya?

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The duck, if you move your mouse over his different parts (beak, wing, TOP OF HEAD, butt and the butt of the other duck in front of him, different parts will light up with different colors.  Colors and numbers, as well as old "B" movies play a significant part in this.  If you go to the top of the duck's head, you'll find it is red, like the number of the question (Remember #17?).  Click this and you will get by.

Shanghai is the bottom right answer, regarding a few centimeters off the ground or something.  I'm still looking it up.

The vampires favorite food is shepherds pie still has me scratching my head as did the shampoo made from human excrement and baby something or other.

All in all, I'm going to enjoy tormenting the poor government employees on my strategic development team.  I haven't been able to get them to grasp the concept of "if you are going to buy 1000 of something throughout the year, only buy it once and get the quantity discount, not on 950 different purchase actions...  See why this will be fun!!!