A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
 
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman
said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky for $100, on one condition."
 
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
 
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet
from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed
into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly,
meaningfully said, "PAINT MY HOUSE".