Topic: im getting old...
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I don't think I'm old.
As a matter of fact I feel like a baby.
I'm bald.
Ain't got no teeth.
And I think I just peed my pants.

As a matter of fact I feel like a baby.
I'm bald.
Ain't got no teeth.
And I think I just peed my pants.




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Hot Springs, AR - USA
Joined: 4/24/2004
Posts: 3236
Vette(s): 69 Conv #'s match 427, TKO-600/.64, 3.36HD-Posi, HT, T/T, PS, PB, PW, SP, Leather, Comp XE264HR & Roller Rockers & Lifters, Air-Gap RPM intake, Holley St Av 770 VS, MSD 6AL+Dist+Blaster SS, K&N, Jet-Hot Hooker Side-Pipes, Steeroids, Al Rad, Spal Fans
dwright said: And I think I just peed my pants. ![]() ![]() |
alright.. anyone gonna admit to depends ???




Hot Springs, AR - USA
Joined: 4/24/2004
Posts: 3236
Vette(s): 69 Conv #'s match 427, TKO-600/.64, 3.36HD-Posi, HT, T/T, PS, PB, PW, SP, Leather, Comp XE264HR & Roller Rockers & Lifters, Air-Gap RPM intake, Holley St Av 770 VS, MSD 6AL+Dist+Blaster SS, K&N, Jet-Hot Hooker Side-Pipes, Steeroids, Al Rad, Spal Fans
daveb12 said: A very scary thought. |
dave i notice you replied at 5:20 am.. did you catch the early bird special at denny's ??


we have a large retirement community about 15 miles north of town. they have around 14K people.. and the worst time to drive on the roads here is between 5 am and 7:30am.. they all rush down here at 10 miles per hour to catch their favorite early morning breakfast special.. but they are all driving caddys and lincolns..
maybe driving a corvette delays this behavior.. I sure hope so...
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Fountain Valley, CA - USA
Joined: 9/11/2003
Posts: 407
Vette(s): 1969 Daytona Yellow Coupe - ZZ4/4 speed, Hurst shifter, Griffin aluminum radiator w/ Dual Spals, March Serpentine Pulley kit, Hookers with STS Racing Baffles, VB&P Suspension bits, 17" AR Hopsters, L-88 Hood
Adam said: I used to LEAVE the house at 11pm. Now I'm IN BED by 11pm! |
Man, I hear ya on that one...I'm usually sawing logs by 11PM. Stayed up last night until around 2AM, and that was only because it was our anniversary and my parents had our son for the night.

Poquoson, VA - USA
Joined: 11/20/2004
Posts: 1023
Vette(s): 73 Conv, Blue-Green/White Top - 454, M21 - Dark Saddle Leather, Power Windows, A/C, Tilt/Tele, AM/FM St. (orig. and sounds like it too).#2 -- 2007 Coupe,3 LT package, Z51 option, Victory Red, Ebony Int. Clear Top.
Seems to me we "ol farts" are doing pretty good... just looked at some of the times we are replying to these messages. Unless the time zone is affecting it some of us are up either late at night or early in the AM...
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USN 1966-1970
WestPac 67-68 Tet I&II
Featured in Corvette Enthusiast Aug 2007 "Shark Attack"
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I for one fall asleep in my chair, the get up when my wife yell at me to go to bed, then get up and get on the computer. Then go to bed.
A couple of months back I celebrated my 50th birthday. One of my presents was a shirt from my older sister which stated "Getting lucky at my age is finding my car in the parking lot". I am not quite that old, so I promptly gave the shirt to my 89 year old father-in-law who still has his wits about him. He thought it was pretty funny though.... 
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