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Important Message

Posted: 7/14/12 3:30pm Message 1 of 2
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There is an important lesson here:


 

A man was walking down the street when he
was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-
looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his
wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked:


"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer
with it instead of dinner?"


"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
homeless man replied.


"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying
food?" the man asked.


"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless
man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to
stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting instead of food?"
the man asked.
 
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
haven't hunted in years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you
money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for
a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your
wife be furious with you for doing that?
 
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important
for her to see what a man looks like after he
has given up drinking, fishing and hunting ."
 



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Re: Important Message

Posted: 7/15/12 5:36am Message 2 of 2
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But he still smokesWink


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