Topic: Important Message
in Forum: Humor
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There is an important lesson here:
A man was walking down the street when hewas accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for acouple of dollars for dinner. The man took out hiswallet, extracted ten dollars and asked:
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beerwith it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," thehomeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buyingfood?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homelessman said. "I need to spend all my time trying tostay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting instead of food?"the man asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "Ihaven't hunted in years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give youmoney. Instead, I'm going to take you home fora shower and a terrific dinner cooked by mywife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't yourwife be furious with you for doing that?The man replied, "That's okay. It's importantfor her to see what a man looks like after hehas given up drinking, fishing and hunting ."
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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