Israel ’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security

TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an

airport security device that eliminates the privacy

concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not

X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device

you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone,

with none of this crap about racial profiling.  It will

also eliminate the costs of long and expensive

trials.

You're in the Israeli airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter, an

announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat

available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”

BRILLIANT