Topic: Italian Cookies
in Forum: Humor
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A SWEET STORY ABOUT ITALIAN COOKIES
>>>
>>> This is for all the Italians out there, and those who are lucky
>>> enough to be married to an Italian, and even to all the friends of >>> Italians.
>>>
>>>
>>> An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the
>>> agonies of impending
>>> death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian
>>> anisette sprinkle cookies
>>> wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted
>>> himself from the bed.
>>>
>>> Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
>>> and
>>> with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands he
>>> crawled
>>> downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door
>>> frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were if not for death's
>>> agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. For
>>> there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen
>>> table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled
>>> cookies.
>>>
>>> Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his
>>> devoted
>>> Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a
>>> happy man?
>>>
>>> Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the
>>> table,
>>> landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted,
>>> the
>>> wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth,
>>> seemingly bringing him back to life.
>>>
>>> The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the
>>> edge of
>>> the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
>>> wife............
>>>
>>> 'Get out of here!' she shouted, They're for the funeral!!