Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately:  illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking  people in Florida ..  


Not  me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win  situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.  

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the  Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?

Yes!

Think  about this one:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten  Commandments  


C O W  S  

Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born  in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall  where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her  calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million  illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.  


T H E    C O N  S T I T U T I O N  

They keep talking about  drafting a Constitution for  Iraq  .... Why don't we  just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,  it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.    


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C O M M A N D M E N T S  

The real reason that we can't have  the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You  cannot post '! Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work  environment.
 

It  is Time for America to Speak up !