Topic: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
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Lifetime MemberJack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake, with two frogs in his mouth.
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Larry, you never cease to amaze me! That was a good one!
Barry
in Forum: Humor
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