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Jacob & Rebecca

Posted: 7/21/07 3:05pm Message 1 of 2
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Irving, TX - USA
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
 

Jacob, age 96, and  Rebecca, age 91 are  living in Florida  and are all  excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in.  

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"  

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."  

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All  kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"  

Pharmacist: "Definitely."
 
Jacob:  "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a  large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills  and Geritol?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell  wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." 

 
Jacob:  "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal  Registry."

 




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Jacob & Rebecca

Posted: 7/21/07 4:07pm Message 2 of 2
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Sebago Lake, ME - USA
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Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.
Should be a cheap wedding....Can't be that many friends left to invite.


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