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Job Opening for FBI

Posted: 1/22/09 2:06pm Message 1 of 3
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  FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
back-ground check interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one
of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know
that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.

  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this
job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't
kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife home.

  Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun
and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

 

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.'

 

  MORAL:

  Women are crazy.

Don't mess with them.

 

 




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Job Opening for FBI

Posted: 1/22/09 2:46pm Message 2 of 3
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Job Opening for FBI

Posted: 1/24/09 12:11pm Message 3 of 3
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Sounds about right... remember, beware of the female of the species.   Ouch
 
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