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just for laughs

Posted: 8/30/06 11:18pm Message 1 of 17
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Vette(s): had a really nice one. sold it to a good friend. Purchased 2004 custom coupe in Feb. 2009 did not tell anyone here until August 2009. BAD I KNOW.

CDC/The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new  virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted 
through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and 
epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only  a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Nothing work with texans in my book, just and email I got that made me laugh.

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Posted: 8/31/06 4:56am Message 2 of 17
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Everthing's bigger in Taxes....including the liars, and jacka@*#s!!

But, fortunately, there IS a cure for Gonorrhea Lectim...it's called "Term Limits".



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Posted: 8/31/06 2:15pm Message 3 of 17
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
WAY TOO FUNNY.....GOOD ONE!    


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Posted: 8/31/06 7:32pm Message 4 of 17
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Posted: 8/31/06 7:38pm Message 5 of 17
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Posted: 8/31/06 7:40pm Message 6 of 17
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HUH


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Posted: 8/31/06 8:12pm Message 7 of 17
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I don't get it Tux.....  twice?   greypoupon6938960.8418865741


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Posted: 8/31/06 8:20pm Message 8 of 17
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[QUOTE=Tuxblacray] LOL... Thank goodness it wasn't another blond joke! [/QUOTE]

When I posted this earlier it showed up on ma puter twice? So I posted the ???? as to why. Now its back to 1 post. Way too freaky. I better get off of the Mountain Dew and get a good cup of JAVA...


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Posted: 8/31/06 8:30pm Message 9 of 17
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........with cream, please!    


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Posted: 8/31/06 9:11pm Message 10 of 17
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