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Keeping healthy...

Posted: 7/31/08 10:43am Message 1 of 7
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Frederick, MD - USA
Joined: 9/8/2003
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Vette(s): 1969 convertible L71 427/435 4-speed black interior

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.  I went to the local coffee shop for a snack.  I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on man, how about giving a person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'  He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.  So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one.  Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I really didn't care.  I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in 08.'
I try to have a little fun each day.  The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.


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Posted: 7/31/08 11:15am Message 2 of 7
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Wichita, KS - USA
Joined: 11/10/2003
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Vette(s): 2005 Daytona Sunset Orange Metallic Coupe --------------------- Sold 1974 T-top, 4 spd to BillKS
Sounds like ya had a lot of fun, Bruce.  I may do that myself one day, just to keep my health up too.    Wink  LOL
 
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Posted: 7/31/08 1:34pm Message 3 of 7
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Dutchess County, NY - USA
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Vette(s): White '79 Corvette. It's a driver.
Kinda like "One more word outta you and he gets it!"


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Posted: 7/31/08 1:55pm Message 4 of 7
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Fox Island, WA - USA
Joined: 6/20/2005
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Vette(s): 1978 Indy Pace Car 4851 of 6502, Auto, L-48
LOL Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  I love it, I'm gonna use that in work in the morning LOL


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Posted: 7/31/08 2:42pm Message 5 of 7
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Holland Patent, NY - USA
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Vette(s): #1 *1980 White, Red interior 14,000 mile #2 *1980 Red, Oyster interior 93,000 miles Resto project car, rebuilt to 383 stroker
Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Bruce you qualifiy for the ebo2 club!



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Posted: 7/31/08 6:46pm Message 6 of 7
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA
Joined: 12/2/2003
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Vette(s): 1975 C3 Red, T-Tops, Black Interior. All I need is time and money! Getting there!
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Posted: 7/31/08 9:15pm Message 7 of 7
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Burke, VT - USA
Joined: 1/23/2002
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Vette(s): SOLD - "The Toy" - '70 Convertible
SOLD - "The Beast" - '90 ZR-1 (#682)
SOLD - "Betty" - '28 Ford Model A Tudor
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It is most important to keep your stress level to a minimum any way you can...!!!
 
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