Topic: Keeping healthy...
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Frederick, MD - USA
Joined: 9/8/2003
Posts: 3398
Vette(s): 1969 convertible L71 427/435 4-speed black interior
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went to the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on man, how about giving a person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I really didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in 08.'
I try to have a little fun each day. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
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Sounds like ya had a lot of fun, Bruce. I may do that myself one day, just to keep my health up too.


Larry
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