Topic: Leaving Work Early
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I know this goes against my grain since it's a blond thang but it's is still funny... 
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female
boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the
girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right
behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so
how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early she did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband,
but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she
closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their
coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early
again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female
boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the
girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right
behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so
how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early she did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband,
but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she
closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their
coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early
again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."
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Almost got caught!! BAD! 
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She's too smart tuh git caught! 
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