Topic: Lesson Learned
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Lifetime MemberMundelein, IL - USA
Joined: 6/9/2008
Posts: 411
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First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were
> receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
>
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
> covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class
> by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is
> necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The
> first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
> animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back
> the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
> withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
>
> 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
> students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several
> minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the
> anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
>
> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
> said, 'The second most important quality is
> observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
> index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention.
> Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're
> stupid.'
> receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
>
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
> covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class
> by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is
> necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The
> first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
> animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back
> the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
> withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
>
> 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his
> students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several
> minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the
> anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
>
> When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
> said, 'The second most important quality is
> observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
> index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention.
> Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're
> stupid.'
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That was a RIOT! Thanks.Lifetime Member #36 
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Thats too funny!!! I'm printing that, My brother's a Vet.
I'm printing that, My brother's a Vet. in Forum: Humor
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