Topic: life expectancy calculator
in Forum: Humor
Hey guys.... I found this great thing. its a life expectancy calculator... It turns out that I'm going to live to be 62.6 years old!!! that means I have another: 45.6 Years to go! Whats yours?
http://www.agingresearch.org/calculator/sign_in.cfm



took it twice 99.2 first & 102.6 second time. Not sure I want to live that long. Some things probably will stop working & the vette will be long gone. Ive got to get some vices.
Alan




according to this I won't make retirement So I'll have to make changes to my plan.
I'm going to withdraw all of my 401 savings, cash my stocks, punch my boss in the face, punch my wife in the face, paint my car, drive to Vegas, buy drugs, get a couple of young tramps, and do all the perverted things I've missed until I drop ( which should take in 5 minutes).
The first person to find my body can have the car