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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart-covered-in-flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking
of my own
funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
A huge heart-covered-in-flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking
of my own
funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
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Apparently the Proctologist wasn't gay... 
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[QUOTE=Jeffm]The last guy? A butt doctor, I asume??????????? [/QUOTE]
Excuse me,
But don't you mean ASSUME?
Alan
sorry-couldn't resist.
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