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Lighten up!

Posted: 4/19/07 11:42am Message 1 of 9
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart-covered-in-flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.

Following  the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking
of my own
funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted. Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing



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Posted: 4/19/07 2:50pm Message 2 of 9
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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing...good funny one, Sundevil........Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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Posted: 4/19/07 3:07pm Message 3 of 9
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Posted: 4/19/07 5:37pm Message 4 of 9
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Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing   Hahahahaha great LOL I think you did it Wink


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Posted: 4/19/07 5:43pm Message 5 of 9
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The last guy? A butt doctor, I asume???????????


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Posted: 4/19/07 7:10pm Message 6 of 9
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Posted: 4/19/07 7:26pm Message 7 of 9
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Posted: 4/19/07 7:35pm Message 8 of 9
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That's one of the best!!Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing 


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Posted: 4/19/07 7:40pm Message 9 of 9
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[QUOTE=Jeffm]The last guy? A butt doctor, I asume??????????? [/QUOTE]
 
 
Excuse me,
 
But don't you mean ASSUME? LOL
 
Alan
sorry-couldn't resist.



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